Also, for your giggling, chuckling, chortling internet amusement:
Jack Handey always has wonderful things to say;
Urban Dictionary is basically, definitely promising (but, click at own risk - I can't be held responsible for anything racy you may or may not read!);
For all you crazy college kids, there's CollegeHumor;
& if all else fails, you can never go wrong with quotes from The Office;
So go ahead & laugh your faces off.
P.S. Cutest kids ever brought me down a plate full of homemade lemon bars they wanted to surprise me with as a goodbye gift & a note reading,
We are sad you are leaving.
Please enjoy the lemon bars."
With all their names signed at the bottom. I also got a lot of big, cute hugs & a couple slobbery kisses. Plus, there were four lemon bars.. & they were very specific to inform me that I could eat two & Brandon could eat two. Gosh, I'm gonna miss them.